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Today, while driving with my three year old, I was showing her the different kinds of birds. I pointed out a bright red cardinal perched in a row of hedges. She squealed as it took flight, so happy to see such a brightly colored birdie fly. Until it hit my windshield. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29459) - you deserved it (4040)

On 06/05/2011 at 9:44pm - kids - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Texas)

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LOL !
more like fuck the bird's life

#4 - On 06/06/2011 at 2:57am by salvyluv

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my dad hit a seagull and it exploded

#8 - On 06/06/2011 at 3:00am by chimcharx3

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