Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tip toed out of the room did I realize that my cell phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML

by Anonymous / 05/04/2009 at 11:39pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Kids

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  • I fear the day I become a dad. I'll probably end up insane.

    #4 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:58am by 24788

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  • Maybe... try using the phone on vibrate? I almost never have mine on ring because ringers annoy the fuck out of me... I wish they annoyed more people.

    #5 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:59am by onigiriqueen

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