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Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tip toed out of the room did I realize that my cell phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41178) - you deserved it (7029)

On 05/04/2009 at 11:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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I fear the day I become a dad. I'll probably end up insane.

#4 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:58am by 24788

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If the kid was that worn out then a phone might not have woken him. Not really a FYL, more of a shit happens than anything else.

Otherwise next time get a recording from tv or a movie of a car chase with cop sirens and stuff. Then play that in the background when she phones and tell her "your kid is mine. The cops will never take us alive!". And watch her freak out hell out. :-P

#3 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:52am by Jimboom

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