I fear the day I become a dad. I'll probably end up insane.
+8 | 4
If the kid was that worn out then a phone might not have woken him. Not really a FYL, more of a shit happens than anything else.
Otherwise next time get a recording from tv or a movie of a car chase with cop sirens and stuff. Then play that in the background when she phones and tell her "your kid is mine. The cops will never take us alive!". And watch her freak out hell out. :-P
+5 | 11
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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