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Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tip toed out of the room did I realize that my cell phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41327) - you deserved it (7038)

On 05/04/2009 at 11:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

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I fear the day I become a dad. I'll probably end up insane.

#4 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:58am by 24788

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@ #1
BITCH YOUR CHILD IS MINE NOW

#2 - On 05/05/2009 at 6:31am by Get_Naykid

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