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Today, I took my 6 year old son to meet our new neighbours. When we got home he packed his bags and headed for the door. Once he reached the door, I asked where he was going. He replied, "To the neighbours'. They have a bigger television." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19893) - you deserved it (3352)

On 05/19/2011 at 7:05pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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He's 6... that is all.

#1 - On 05/20/2011 at 2:52am by fatalkiss

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time for a bigger tv

#2 - On 05/20/2011 at 2:54am by quadder

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