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Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25945) - you deserved it (10674)

On 05/13/2011 at 3:20am - kids - by eenkoekje -

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