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Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML


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On 05/13/2011 at 3:20am - kids - by eenkoekje -

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He thought he was Charlie Sheen. Don't blame him.

#3 - On 05/13/2011 at 10:05am by iAmScrubs

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You didn't teach him how to tell real coke from BS. That's where you went wrong.

#8 - On 05/13/2011 at 10:08am by Igor_g5

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