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Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14298) - you deserved it (74829)

On 02/28/2009 at 5:59am - kids - by tryena (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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I'm a bit of a moron, so I just posted this here to let the world know and to ease my conscience just a little. Please thumb me down.

#1 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:04pm by EIDS

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The hell? Saying stuff like that even as a joke around kids can get you in legal trouble.

Lesson learned.

#3 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:11pm by MS

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