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Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17851) - you deserved it (84978)

On 02/28/2009 at 5:59am - kids - by tryena (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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I'm a bit of a moron, so I just posted this here to let the world know and to ease my conscience just a little. Please thumb me down.

#1 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:04pm by EIDS

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Wow, who would even think of something like that with your 5-year-old relative, let alone say it out loud? That's right, FYL.

#8 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:23pm by fb

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