Today, I babysat a five year old girl. She ran up to me, threw her arms around my waist and said, "YUMMY! I'm going to eat you!" with her face in my crotch. I said sarcastically under my breath, "Finally, some action!" I turned around to find her dad staring at me, having heard. He's my cousin. FML

by tryena / 02/28/2009 at 5:59am / United States (Idaho) / Kids

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  • I'm a bit of a moron. Stupid fucks like myself are desperate for attention, so I just posted this here to get some. Please thumb me down.

    #1 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:04pm by EIDS

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  • Wow, who would even think of something like that with your 5-year-old relative, let alone say it out loud? That's right, FYL.

    #8 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:23pm by fb

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