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Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML


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On 04/18/2011 at 12:46am - kids - by stickyhair (woman) - United States

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Ew. Children and their germs. I hope mom/dad tipped you well for that.

#1 - On 04/18/2011 at 5:51am by NaoPudding

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If Mom/Dad admitted that they knew Junior was sick, ban them. That's fucking disgusting.

#9 - On 04/18/2011 at 6:38am by mariet

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