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Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got your bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. Babies say got. I'm a big girl." I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML

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On 04/30/2009 at 1:42pm - kids - by Nanny (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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thats ur fault u shouldnt speak like a moron

#1 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:04pm by bigmack95

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just because she has a speech impediment and is 4 doesn't mean she's dumb
stop thinking so highly of yourself, ya dick.

#5 - On 04/30/2009 at 5:06pm by effyourlife_

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