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Today, my 4 year old cousin is staying overnight. Every time I fall asleep he wakes me up to tell me I fell asleep. FML


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On 01/26/2011 at 2:48am - kids - by Braelynn -

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That's cute, but till him to go to sleep too and make up a story on why it is important
for him to sleep before you; kids love stuff like that.
Of course don't tell him about something along the lines of Dead Space 2.

#8 - On 01/26/2011 at 6:09am by Mortanious

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Slip the fucker some Nyquil.

Or, you know, lock your door and go to sleep.

#4 - On 01/26/2011 at 6:03am by allmidnighteyes

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