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Today, while snow plowing I accidentally ran over my kid's basketball. I told him what had happened and he responded by spilling his ant farm into my underwear drawer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28140) - you deserved it (7168)

On 01/13/2011 at 9:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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smack the dam kid

#3 - On 01/14/2011 at 2:58am by renjay

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I would be the fuck out of my kid for that crap

#5 - On 01/14/2011 at 2:59am by Tha_Jocka44

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