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Today, while snow plowing I accidentally ran over my kid's basketball. I told him what had happened and he responded by spilling his ant farm into my underwear drawer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29026) - you deserved it (7286)

On 01/13/2011 at 9:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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smack the dam kid

#3 - On 01/14/2011 at 2:58am by renjay

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sounds like there's either some parenting or anger management issues. and now an insect issue, because you, quite literally, have ants in your pants.

#7 - On 01/14/2011 at 3:02am by cmac86

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