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Today, it took me a full ten minutes to finish on the toilet. I was babysitting at the time, and it took the kids those ten minutes to destroy the kitchen and shave the cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25995) - you deserved it (7218)

On 11/14/2010 at 12:18pm - kids - by nicki - United States (Illinois)

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learn how to shit faster or hold it...

#1 - On 11/14/2010 at 4:54pm by rubberbullets

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who doesn't like to shave pussy?

#4 - On 11/14/2010 at 4:58pm by Judus_beej

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