Today, it took me a full ten minutes to finish on the toilet. I was babysitting at the time, and it took the kids those ten minutes to destroy the kitchen and shave the cat. FML
by nicki / 11/14/2010 at 12:18pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
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learn how to shit faster or hold it...
#1 - On 11/14/2010 at 4:54pm by rubberbullets
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who doesn't like to shave pussy?
#4 - On 11/14/2010 at 4:58pm by Judus_beej
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