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Today, at an Aunt's wake, my five year old son walked up to the coffin, and, with the whole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wondering where she's been." FML

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On 10/29/2010 at 4:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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Kinda a win. Your son sounds like he'll be a funny stand up comedian. Kinda like Gilbert Gottfried. But you know, your son will not be annoying as fuck.

#1 - On 10/29/2010 at 2:09pm by mrahhhhh

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Hell, when I was little and my grandmother died I kept saying "I smell dead people." at the wake. This isn't that bad.

#5 - On 10/29/2010 at 2:16pm by EnterSandman

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