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Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31503) - you deserved it (5642)

On 10/20/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

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I think someone needs a partner with a brain.

#1 - On 10/20/2010 at 10:07am by sweet_candy_

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It was probably a joke. I can't see anyone saying that seriously.

#4 - On 10/20/2010 at 10:12am by iloveboyswittats

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