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Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33761) - you deserved it (7426)

On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

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LOL

#1 - On 10/02/2010 at 7:41pm by aim4mundane

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Smack that child!!

#2 - On 10/02/2010 at 7:41pm by marmlr339

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+33 | 14

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