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Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37214) - you deserved it (12142)

On 08/01/2010 at 4:45am - kids - by kfoehslfns - United States (Oregon)

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For all of you saying "it's her choice" you're right but also realize thats this is a a major issue in a marriage and can lead to divorce.

It's unfair for him to force her to become a mother and it's also unfair for her to expect him to spend the rest of his life without ever knowing what it's like to become a father (if he stays with her).

Children don't suck, it's all in how you raise and discipline them.

#34 - On 08/01/2010 at 10:31am by Xquisite1

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It's her choice if she wants to have a baby. Stop trying to pressure her, and she's making good points.

#3 - On 08/01/2010 at 10:18am by ONYA

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