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Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26562) - you deserved it (8491)

On 08/01/2010 at 4:45am - kids - by kfoehslfns - United States (Oregon)

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