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Today, I was in the supermarket and I see this little boy trying to reach for something on the top shelf. I go over to him and ask if his mom knows where he is. The boy turns around. He was actually a very angry midget. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22733) - you deserved it (39149)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by jules (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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