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Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52061) - you deserved it (5011)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by Nails (man) - United States (Illinois)

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