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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breaths on my neck. When I was about to finish he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck/ear and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 8:07am - intimacy - by bodyelectric (woman) - United States

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that has gotta be the biggest mood killer that i have ever heard! you know you have to go to his grandmother's house now and see what it smells like.. like, i would personally be curious.

#3 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:35pm by vee_baby

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#1 - On 04/13/2009 at 2:33pm by lilian96

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