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Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it for the past two months. I didn't even know guys could do that. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12396) - you deserved it (14374)

On 03/19/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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I guess he was having a HARD time?

#10 - On 03/19/2010 at 6:57am by Lilcommentaddict

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ummmm that's more of a FHL.

#4 - On 03/19/2010 at 6:53am by amazingjane

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