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Today, my grandmother gave me a huge speech on being abstinent until marriage. Being the honest person that I am, I told her I wasn't a virgin anymore. Instead of being mad and telling me I was going to hell. She asked me what my favourite things to do sexually were. And told me hers in detail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62923) - you deserved it (14488)

On 04/11/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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