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Today, my grandmother gave me a huge speech on being abstinent until marriage. Being the honest person that I am, I told her I wasn't a virgin anymore. Instead of being mad and telling me I was going to hell. She asked me what my favourite things to do sexually were. And told me hers in detail. FML

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On 04/11/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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#5 Because it's free.

#6 - On 04/12/2009 at 7:12am by arienh4

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Well... at least you were honest! I hope this doesn't deter you from honesty in the future!
And #1, it's not like the OP could have just said, "Nope. Not talking about this with you!" That would be incredibly disrespectful, and it sounds like the grandma brought it up first.

#3 - On 04/12/2009 at 6:44am by KwitIt

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