Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I could open my mouth a bit wider for him now. FML
by smiler / 03/17/2010 at 12:59pm / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
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Yes, just open wide ... before you bite down.
#16 - On 03/17/2010 at 6:08pm by Domonator
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omg I also can't open my mouth wider than 2 inches! sucks for my man ;)
#4 - On 03/17/2010 at 6:03pm by scratchy209
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