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Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I could open my mouth a bit wider for him now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23101) - you deserved it (5101)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by smiler (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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Yes, just open wide ... before you bite down.

#16 - On 03/17/2010 at 6:08pm by Domonator

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omg I also can't open my mouth wider than 2 inches! sucks for my man ;)

#4 - On 03/17/2010 at 6:03pm by scratchy209

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