Today, the guy I hooked up with last weekend texted me that I needed to "landscape my front lawn." FML

by Bushfan101 / 03/17/2010 at 8:48am / Intimacy

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  • what a complete asshole! don't get into shaving, you'll regret it once the skin gets all dry and irritated, and oh god the ITCHING when it starts growing back. Get a guy who has more respect for you.

    #76 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:06pm by dynky

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  • well, maybe you need to do a little topiary, girl!

    #3 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:31pm by furismurder

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