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Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27004) - you deserved it (2960)

On 03/17/2010 at 2:12am - intimacy - by today -

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haha dirrty old men ;)

#1 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:13am by mama2b3

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can you teach me how to jerk?!?

#6 - On 03/17/2010 at 7:19am by Fedor

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