Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was ‘This is less work and less involving.’ FML
by Anonymous / 03/15/2010 at 10:05am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Intimacy
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tell him thats cuz ur hand only has to move 2 inches.
#3 - On 03/15/2010 at 3:07pm by yourlifesfucked
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You should bang him, like porn star style. You prolly only do it the way you wanna do it. You should give, it's not always about receiving!!
#10 - On 03/15/2010 at 3:13pm by do20ss
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