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Today, I asked my girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on my penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67383) - you deserved it (19903)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

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Got yourself a keeper I see

#1 - On 04/11/2009 at 6:03am by Mattrocker

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LOL! is she like 10 years old, and doesn't know exactly what a blowjob is?

but that's sort of cute how she's innocent. n____n

#3 - On 04/11/2009 at 6:04am by _apecakez

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