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Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20815) - you deserved it (3903)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Is his name David?

#1 - On 03/15/2010 at 4:19am by snickerdoodles

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+10 | 6

Did he eat your mushroom so he could grow bigger?

#29 - On 03/15/2010 at 4:40am by Eddie_Paints

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+5

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