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Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bed than make love to her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7388) - you deserved it (19760)

On 03/14/2010 at 5:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Newcastle upon Tyne)

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your a dick

#1 - On 03/14/2010 at 11:01am by ALEX920

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if you're seriously that bored than just break up, don't drag it out any longer

#2 - On 03/14/2010 at 11:03am by Bruingirl103

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