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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21876) - you deserved it (3346)

On 03/10/2010 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by cmore - United States (Connecticut)

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