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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML


I agree, your life sucks (33928) - you deserved it (5299)

On 03/10/2010 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by cmore - United States (Connecticut)

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Your boyfriend sounds like a five-year-old. "WAH! THAT SEX SUCKED! I HATE YOU! PUT MY CLOTHES ON!" Dump him and get a mature man. Do you really want to be going out with someone that babyish? You really ought to have known his personality before having sex with him.

#3 - On 03/11/2010 at 3:09am by snickerdoodles

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deuche much?

#1 - On 03/11/2010 at 3:07am by daniisme

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