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Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML


I agree, your life sucks (7575) - you deserved it (26659)

On 03/07/2010 at 3:13am - intimacy - by laydeegaga -

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that sucks but YDI don't lie to parents they always know....

#1 - On 03/07/2010 at 10:12am by wrestlerbeast

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don't have sex if u can't own up to it. at least she didn't find a pregnancy test

#2 - On 03/07/2010 at 10:12am by tbbucs

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