Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML
I agree, your life sucks (2729) - you totally deserved it (9504)
On 03/07/2010 at 3:13am - intimacy - by laydeegaga -
(+1)that sucks but YDI don't lie to parents they always know....
#1 - On 03/07/2010 at 10:12am by wrestlerbeast
(0)more like they'll always fond out
karmas a bitch and bites everyones ass
#15 - On 03/07/2010 at 10:22am by comedychick
(0)well they always find out. sometimes miracles happen and they do
#18 - On 03/07/2010 at 10:24am by wrestlerbeast
(0)That comment made my day, freshPie. :)
In regard to your picture, did you know Pi Day is on March 14?
*is a math freak*
#24 - On 03/07/2010 at 10:50am by gigi_bella
(0)wow, my ex tgrew away all tge diamond necklace, abd love letters i ever gave her, and you kept a damn book... FML
#33 - On 03/07/2010 at 11:15am by Martianrobot67
(0)I agree with Monikabug. If you're old enough to be sexually active, you're old enough to clean your own damn room. YDI.
#42 - On 03/07/2010 at 11:58am by DerangedFox
(0)Monikabug, actually it should be big girls clean their own room =P
#44 - On 03/07/2010 at 11:59am by DerangedFox
(0)Oh! I retract my previous statement, thank you. :)
Well why in the hell was your mother cleaning your room?!
Big GIRLS clean their own rooms!
(0)Agree with Monika, that is a bit ridiculous. You probably won't have that problem anymore since your mom will be removing your door...
#67 - On 03/07/2010 at 2:21pm by ImaginaryFoe
(0)that sucks but you deserve it.. why would your boyfriend give you that y'all must be kinkyyy!
#75 - On 03/07/2010 at 3:47pm by samanthaiscool
(0)I don't blame her. I clean my own room but sometimes I'll come home and it'll be clean, my mother randomly cleans or is quite the snoop.
(0)You are both win. I love watching complicated lies unravel while not listening to Lady Gaga.
#68 - On 03/07/2010 at 2:22pm by ImaginaryFoe
(0)What does it matter if she knows your not a virgin. Who cares. YDI for haveing your mom clean your room.
#5 - On 03/07/2010 at 10:15am by Dwight_A_R_Manag
(0)Exactly. Maybe if you got off your lazy ass and cleaned you own room your mother wouldn't find your personal belongings.
(0)you live with mommy, you have no privacy. grow the fuck up.
#12 - On 03/07/2010 at 10:19am by skudgobang
(0)i like jugs with chocolate on top. and cream. and tobasco sauce.
#20 - On 03/07/2010 at 10:25am by HamsteronA
(0)YDI. You lied to her and you are too lazy to clean your own room. :P
#16 - On 03/07/2010 at 10:23am by HaiToThePeoples
(0)My parents would congratulate me and ask me stuff about how, when, who, what happenned etc. Idk if its just cuz latino parents are cooler but...white people expect their kids to lise their virginity at 40? lol
#19 - On 03/07/2010 at 10:24am by xXNaxieldXx
(0)It disturbs me that your parents would want to know the details of your sex life o_O
#46 - On 03/07/2010 at 12:04pm by DerangedFox
(0)WTF why would they wanna know the details. that's fuckin weird.
#60 - On 03/07/2010 at 1:09pm by sugarbabyxoxo
OP what's up with your mom cleaning your room don't you know that cleaning is code for snooping really why else would she want to clean your room and not only that you need to learn to think on your feet as soon as I read your post I had a good twenty excuses like it for sex Ed or a friend or the future or anything that doesn't incriminate you
#25 - On 03/07/2010 at 10:53am by Chellebelle11
(0)A very detailed sex book would definitely not pass for sex ed. Plus, the OP digging herself a deeper hole by lying more just isn't good advice period.
#48 - On 03/07/2010 at 12:08pm by DerangedFox
(0)i like the way you think!.... and look too by the way
#62 - On 03/07/2010 at 1:21pm by evilspongebob
(0)well, she was probably gonna find out sooner or later. YDI for sneaking around having sex. unless your like 20 or something. but if your still a teen, then YDI.
#26 - On 03/07/2010 at 10:54am by frannnyyyyy
(0)If you're young enough that your mom has to clean your room, you're probably too young to have sex..
#36 - On 03/07/2010 at 11:35am by lindsaysue
(0)I believe it's called the Khama Sutra--and you couldve played it off as a legitimate answer to curiousity, and a far more noble one than simple porn. ;)
#38 - On 03/07/2010 at 11:39am by KurouTenshi
(0) ydi for two reasons
1st- if ur old enough to bump uglies , then urbold enough to clean ur own damn room. ( reason= op being a lazy bum)
2nd- if u have a book full a sex then don't leave it anywhere remotely close to out in the open. and to be fair maybe u did hide it well and ur mom is just a noisy muff. in this case you deserve it for not keepin ur pimp hand strong whn it comes to ur mom ...
op u suck at life.
#40 - On 03/07/2010 at 11:43am by DJuan
(0)if youre old enough to have sex, you should be old enough to clean your own room. ydi
#50 - On 03/07/2010 at 12:16pm by karina_said
(0)I think something is wrong with your parents naxield, latino parents expect their children to be married before they lose their virginity. almost all latino parents are very strict about this. I think white parents are a bit more liberal when it comes to premarital sex.
#52 - On 03/07/2010 at 12:33pm by bc_ramirez08
(0)Latinos want you to get married faster but are stricter on premarital sex. Whites want you to get married when your older but are less strict on premarital sex. Since a large majority of Latinos are or were catholic, they grew up like that and passed it onto their kids even if they were no longer catholic. Religion plays the biggest role.
#92 - On 03/08/2010 at 11:22pm by koerviipns
(0)so you're 15 and mommy found out you've been a slut since you were 11?
I don't know the ops age, of course, but nothing kids do these days surprises me.
just an observation, but it seems like the op is proud of screwing around. if you're so into doing adult things, get a job, clean your own place, and have as much nasty sex as you want to without mommy having something to say about it
(0)there was a fml quite familiar to this , actually the same and the original "ydi" for copying this fml
(0)I don't get it. It's the same story every generation.
#59 - On 03/07/2010 at 1:07pm by aardvarkish
(0)I don't see how this is your FML. You deceived your mother into thinking you still hold the V card. Apparently you don't have a good enough relationship to talk to her about being sexually active. This is an FML for mom. YDI.
#64 - On 03/07/2010 at 1:45pm by masterblaster39
(0)haha, you really shouldnt let your mom clean your room. thats your responsiblity
#65 - On 03/07/2010 at 1:56pm by theeBeezWaXx
(0)you should confess to all the nasty shit you've been doing. tell her you like anal and tell her she should be happy she found a book and not one of your many Porno's you filmed. you should also start cleaning your own room.
(0)What is every parent obsession about their kids remaining virgins? Obviously they themselves had sex to result in said children. can you spell hypocrit?
(0)Nope, I cannot, however how well is your grammar holding up when writing in your second language? Assuming you even speak a second language.
(0)ah...that sux
but hey! no one cant say that they ever lied to their parents before. even if its a big or little deal.
thats being hypocritical.
plus, how old are you for your mom to clean your own room?
keep yo shit well hidden. :]
#81 - On 03/07/2010 at 6:48pm by SBismylife
(0)haha! well that sucks! and just because you have a sex book that doesn't mean ur having sex.... hehe ;)
#83 - On 03/07/2010 at 10:14pm by sexyblonde78
(0)You feel sorry for yourself because you lied to your parents and got caught? YDI.
#87 - On 03/08/2010 at 1:42am by jakeomatic
(0)You could have told her it was "research" for when you do get married, so you won't be totally ignorant of your hubby's needs! There you go.... lie continued!
#90 - On 03/08/2010 at 1:40pm by Eddie_Paints
(0)Omg... that happened to me a week ago. I'm not kidding. this exact situation happened to me last week... hope your parents haven't been as hard on you as mine have
#94 - On 03/09/2010 at 11:37am by xxzRAMBOzxx
(+1)If you're young enough for your mom to be cleaning your room, I'd say you're young enough to not even know what sex is.
#100 - On 04/25/2010 at 4:09am by WinterTerre
