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Today, my mom cleaned my room, while doing so she found a very detailed sex book I got from an ex boyfriend as a "gift". For years I had her convinced I was still a virgin, until today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3834) - you deserved it (13206)

On 03/07/2010 at 3:13am - intimacy - by laydeegaga -

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