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Today, I finally felt ready to take my bra off during sex. My breasts had "deflated" somewhat due to weight loss and I was really self-conscious about them, but my boyfriend insisted I was hot no matter what. When the bra came off, the dick got soft. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29296) - you deserved it (3419)

On 03/03/2010 at 4:24am - intimacy - by victoriassecret - United States

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Honey, I think if anyone feels awkward over that incident it should be him, not you.

#18 - On 03/03/2010 at 10:13am by Drunkbunny

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damn :( if he won't hit it u can holla at me :)

#6 - On 03/03/2010 at 10:10am by KayBizz

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