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Today, I was finally hooking up with a girl I was after for a long time.Things got really hot and heavy but she stopped and looked at me weird. She said, "I can't do it, you're really wet. It looks like chicken fat." FML

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On 02/26/2010 at 5:21am - intimacy - by humiliated - United States (Pennsylvania)

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umm, isnt this two girls everyone?

#9 - On 02/26/2010 at 10:17am by Ilovelife07

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Weird that she has that frame of reference...FYL.

#4 - On 02/26/2010 at 10:12am by Back_In_Action

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