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Today, I decided to not go to a strip club for the second Saturday in a row, because I didn't want to appear desperate in front of the strippers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8394) - you deserved it (21226)

On 02/21/2010 at 1:08am - intimacy - by hayah - Sent from mobile version

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how the fuck do these fmls even get accepted :/

#5 - On 02/21/2010 at 6:42am by uns211

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but you are desperate and why would you care what a dirty stripper thinks of you?

#6 - On 02/21/2010 at 6:43am by XR6Falcon

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