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Today, I decided to not go to a strip club for the second Saturday in a row, because I didn't want to appear desperate in front of the strippers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7215) - you deserved it (18433)

On 02/21/2010 at 1:08am - intimacy - by hayah - Sent from mobile version

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how the fuck do these fmls even get accepted :/

#5 - On 02/21/2010 at 6:42am by uns211

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Do you REALLY think the strippers care at all? Seriusly...

#8 - On 02/21/2010 at 6:45am by EllyH

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