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Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20557) - you deserved it (1908)

On 02/11/2010 at 2:40pm - intimacy - by yourstruly - United States (Georgia)

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is she still married to your dad?

#2 - On 02/11/2010 at 7:10pm by bacincheeseburge

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and that's why you give her the key when your really going away

#1 - On 02/11/2010 at 7:09pm by brutal_banger

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