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Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12058) - you deserved it (3155)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

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