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Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14112) - you deserved it (3961)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

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... he seems cool o_O

#1 - On 02/11/2010 at 6:14am by elodea

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hahaha that sounds like something my bf would say as a joke lol.. I hope u took it lightly and mucked around with him bak lol

#3 - On 02/11/2010 at 6:14am by quelbaby

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