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Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (95111) - you deserved it (41753)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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masturbation is normal and healthy, tell'em to shut the fuck up!

#1 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:19pm by robvicious

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delete all of their un-important files on their computer leaving a video of you screaming "NO!"

#5 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:25pm by dino_witha_cape

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