Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML

by Anonymous / 04/04/2009 at 10:44am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

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  • masturbation is normal and healthy, tell'em to shut the fuck up!

    #1 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:19pm by robvicious

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  • delete all of their un-important files on their computer leaving a video of you screaming "NO!"

    #5 - On 04/04/2009 at 2:25pm by dino_witha_cape

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