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Today, my mom found a condom in my pocket while doing my laundry. Instead of having the subsequent discussion about the birds and the bees my mother simply asked "Who would have sex with you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42851) - you deserved it (3968)

On 02/19/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by dpl (man) - United States (New York)

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You should have said, "Dad."

#4 - On 02/19/2009 at 8:12pm by TC

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If your are old enought to fuck, you are old enought to do your own laundry.....

#12 - On 02/20/2009 at 5:35am by Thehappygoose

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