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Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32446) - you deserved it (87518)

On 04/04/2009 at 1:59am - intimacy - by GrandmasWhore (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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"...then Grandma asked to join. FML"

#6 - On 04/04/2009 at 9:55am by SomethingWitty

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i still wonder why people don't take more precautions when there's a possibility of someone being around who could potentially walk in on you...

you definitely 100% deserved that one

#7 - On 04/04/2009 at 9:56am by LyuboLove

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