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Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked at me and said "I'm not feeling it. But does this mean we can have sex?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (23311) - you deserved it (3305)

On 01/27/2010 at 7:09pm - intimacy - by Boned...hard - Sent from mobile version

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and the douche bag award goes to

#3 - On 01/28/2010 at 3:43am by mae18

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He's your BEST friend?
You have great taste.

#7 - On 01/28/2010 at 3:59am by Radi0Waves

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