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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (170769) - you deserved it (52040)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

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