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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

by Anonymous / 04/02/2009 at 1:13am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

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  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.

    #2 - On 04/02/2009 at 10:06am by It_Doesnt_Matter

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  • seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!

    #4 - On 04/02/2009 at 10:07am by phillip1337

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