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Today, I heard the sounds of women grunting in the living room. My husband knows I don't like him to watch porn, so I confronted him. He was masturbating to professional Women's tennis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8050) - you deserved it (13180)

On 01/19/2010 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by sportyhusband (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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why do women complain when men masturbate? that's what men do when yall don't step up to the mic. or would you rather he cheat on you with another lady?
ydi for not rocking the mic right

#6 - On 01/20/2010 at 3:52am by tyrob911

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They play with balls more than you do, apparently.

#9 - On 01/20/2010 at 4:10am by Freeze

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