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Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19432) - you deserved it (5915)

On 01/17/2010 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by ChubbyTubby (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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If you think this is an FML you don't deserve him.

#11 - On 01/17/2010 at 5:41pm by ROFLsyrup

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BUM BUM BUM BUMBA BUM BUMBA BUM. from a fellow female, holy shit, that is funny. especially since my school band is playing the starwars music.

#4 - On 01/17/2010 at 5:34pm by TONYMFSTARK

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