Geek: Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March... - FML

By ChubbyTubby - 17/01/2010 18:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

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By wickedbeauty333 - 26/09/2012 22:54 - United States - Katy

Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML

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War drums

By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Spicy

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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Star Bores

By theDarkandtheLight - 11/06/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML

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The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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By Amberain - 16/08/2012 15:16 - United Kingdom - Widnes

Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 05:14 - Canada - Clairmont

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I attempted sexting for the first time. After about twenty minutes of Star Wars references, I gave up. FML

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The force is stupid in this one

By dam01 - 02/08/2009 07:17 - Australia

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting a bit steamy. After a few minutes, he jumps up and runs over to the closet and puts on a long brown jacket putting the hood over to his eyes. He looks me in the eyes and says, 'I am Obi Wan Kenobi and I'm going to slay you with my lightsaber'. FML

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WAURGH

By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 02:17 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML

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By NOKHAN - 25/10/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I watched Star Trek Into Darkness together. He liked it so much that he's now chosen to yell "KHAAANNNNN!" as he cums. FML

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ROFLsyrup 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:41

If you think this is an FML you don't deserve him.

TONYMFSTARK 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:34

BUM BUM BUM BUMBA BUM BUMBA BUM. from a fellow female, holy shit, that is funny. especially since my school band is playing the starwars music.

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lindsaylikeomg 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:04

I think that's creative! I love star wars, that'd be awesome!

rkgage06 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:11

HAHA...At least you didnt get humped to AKUNAH MA TA TA.....

xdre09x 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:19

haha I remember moderating this. hmm, I wonder how well he did in the chromatic descending part (for music nerds) lol

sjdjxjwn 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:22

um ok

elaney8 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:32

lmao that's funny as hell and akward at the same time (;

SocialAnarchyX5 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:37

lmao #56

heartagram_in_ro 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:57

was he humming it?

snowman427 0

Monday 18 January 2010 4:57

I would hump you music or not. moaning is plenty of music for me

AliceC_fml 3

Monday 18 January 2010 5:05

Lol oh my gosh... for us Star Wars fans, tht sounds like the ultimate fantasy... Princess Leia getting laid by Darth Vader... ooo thank for the tip! lol

love_game911 0

Monday 18 January 2010 5:07

I say that is really cute!!!! xD y would this be an fml??? ur boyfriend is one of those that ull never get bored with!!!!

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