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Today, I was doing a shit load of sit-ups on my mattress. After realizing the bed was squeaking, I heard my dad laughing very hard from the basement. He thought I was masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6801) - you deserved it (8997)

On 01/14/2010 at 10:16pm - intimacy - by nooneatall - Sent from mobile version

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