Today, I lost my virginity to my long time boyfriend and found out I'm severely allergic to latex. I also found out that my family doctor had been transferred to the ER. He went to play golf with my dad later. FML

by Foxy / 01/10/2010 at 12:36pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

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  • wtf? didn't you ever encounter latex before your first "sexy time"? And don't worry about your doctor telling on you, it's illegal.

    #1 - On 01/10/2010 at 5:18pm by cr4ckb0n3f4n

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  • Theres a thing called doctor patient confidentiality. He cannot and probably will not tell on you. Besides its just sex. Its not the end of the world. Your dad knew this day was coming from the time he found out his baby was a girl. Hope your cunts feeling better.

    #2 - On 01/10/2010 at 5:26pm by Erindub

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