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Today, I was talking to a hot girl at the bus stop. She seemed interested in me and I was feeling a connection forming. When the bus came, I offered to let her board first, but she said it "wasn't her bus" and said goodbye. Later, I realized I'd spent 20 minutes making moves on a prostitute. FML
A real working prostitute wouldn't waste 20 minutes chatting with a john, she'd ask for a "date" or a "party" and maybe start throwing around some prices for various services.
So, you either talked to a girl who thought you were a creeper, or a prostitute who found you so repulsive that she would want to practice her trade on you.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014