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Today, I was talking to a hot girl at the bus stop. She seemed interested in me and I was feeling a connection forming. When the bus came, I offered to let her board first, but she said it "wasn't her bus" and said goodbye. Later, I realized I'd spent 20 minutes making moves on a prostitute. FML


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On 01/07/2010 at 7:19pm - intimacy - by SlappyMcGee (man) - United States (Washington)

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A real working prostitute wouldn't waste 20 minutes chatting with a john, she'd ask for a "date" or a "party" and maybe start throwing around some prices for various services.

So, you either talked to a girl who thought you were a creeper, or a prostitute who found you so repulsive that she would want to practice her trade on you.

#12 - On 01/08/2010 at 7:46am by perdix

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hahaha what gave it away?

#2 - On 01/08/2010 at 3:31am by wonderboy1

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