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Man or woman?

Today, I noticed the woman I've been sleeping with for over 2 years never lets me see her naked during sex. I confronted her about it and she replied, "I don't care if you see me naked. I was just leaving the lights off the whole time so I don't have to see you naked." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20401) - you deserved it (3841)

On 01/04/2010 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by audied (man) - United States (California)

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#1 - On 01/04/2010 at 7:02pm by Decipher

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Just be glad you're getting some. There are people with nicer bodies and still haven't gotten any. It's not like her's is any better...

#5 - On 01/04/2010 at 7:12pm by JD_Knuckles

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