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Today, I noticed the woman I've been sleeping with for over 2 years never lets me see her naked during sex. I confronted her about it and she replied, "I don't care if you see me naked. I was just leaving the lights off the whole time so I don't have to see you naked." FML

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On 01/04/2010 at 4:26pm - intimacy - by audied (man) - United States (California)

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#1 - On 01/04/2010 at 7:02pm by Decipher

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Haha, roll with it dude. In total agreement with #5 here. And since she doesn't mind and you clearly want to, tell her you want to watch her undress (or undress her yourself) and turn off the lights before you get undressed yourself. ;)

#8 - On 01/04/2010 at 7:21pm by DeTard

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