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Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

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On 01/02/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Texas)

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FYL... dumbass

#2 - On 01/02/2010 at 10:06am by youdidwhatnow

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I think this is very much your fathers FML.

#6 - On 01/02/2010 at 10:20am by Cartain

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