Intimacy: Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked...

By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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By Bali_Boil - 16/01/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend at her house, and her dad saw us. She decided that she didn't feel like riding along when it was time for her dad to drive me home, and went to bed. I, on the other hand, got to have a 15-minute conversation about the merits of "physical boundaries." FML

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Great, just great

By Norwegian - 02/06/2012 16:55 - Norway

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML

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By KeptMyHandsUp - 17/08/2017 17:15 - United States

Today, I was meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time. She warned me they were a little weird. Right when we walked in the door, her parents were there to greet us...in the nude. Apparently this constitutes as a LITTLE weird. They both hugged me. FML

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Coincidence plays tricks on us!

By "Shadley Chase Teladia" - 21/11/2019 19:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I finally got to meet the parents of the girl in which I have been dating for 3 months. I discovered that a month before we started dating, I had a one-night stand with her sister. And a week before that, I had a grinding session with her mother at a bar. No one is saying anything and her father is really bulky. FML

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By walker - 06/07/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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By pdub523 - 27/01/2013 05:57 - United States - Longview

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad for the first time. His shirt said "D.A.D.D, Dads Against Daughters Dating, shoot the first one and word will spread". FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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Not now, guys

By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

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thatguy0602 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:03

WTF... you were hooking up behind a clear door?! *face palm* People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw penises.

EmmaG_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:02

Clear door? Really?

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EmmaG_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:02

Clear door? Really?

weewee1 0

Monday 1 August 2011 19:00

well that's one form of birth control

VonBlitzkrieg 27

Thursday 9 January 2014 3:22

I'm more surprised that the dad didn't beat the shit out of him. they tend to overreact.

thatguy0602 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:03

WTF... you were hooking up behind a clear door?! *face palm* People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw penises.

sublimedude777 0

Monday 1 February 2010 6:54

Win. :)

killerviral 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 6:21

hey atleast they know ur going to do it and not be freaked out

Jiplo 18

Friday 24 February 2012 4:11

70- no. Epic win.

sempisaviour 17

Thursday 25 September 2014 4:35

70 - unfortunately the man in your photo didn't win...

yme 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:04

Don't you think that it was more disturbing for your girlfriend?

cowgod 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 5:44

thats not embarrassing, thats awesome! did they give you any tips?

Samael_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:05

Who the hell has a clear bedroom door?

kye_kye16 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 6:03

i agree and who does it while their parents r home

Chibicase 19

Tuesday 27 January 2015 20:12

probably teens with super anal parents who want to control/see everything that goes on in their kids lives

Jaywin 3

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:06

Living at my own place ftw

redhusk89 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:08

#2 your dead on a definite *face palm* situation. IF this is true (which I kinda doubt) then the OP was asking for this. Besides it's more of a FHL for the gf than it is a FML.... Seriously though why were the parents having "the talk" after they saw you two hooking up? can any body say "late much!"