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Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom busted in my room to ask if I'm okay because she thought the squeaking was my crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20310) - you deserved it (48474)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:01pm - intimacy - by dirtyhands (woman) - United States (Florida)

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"Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move."

There's your problem. Seriously, WHY would you think that was a good idea?

#12 - On 02/18/2009 at 10:13pm by liquidskyfire

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dude, really? never masturbate on something noisy! Especially if your parents are home! nice one dude nice one...at least your pants were still on tho...

#1 - On 02/18/2009 at 8:50pm by Nick

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