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Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom busted in my room to ask if I'm okay because she thought the squeaking was my crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19515) - you deserved it (47271)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:01pm - intimacy - by dirtyhands (woman) - United States (Florida)

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