By dirtyhands - 18/02/2009 23:01 - United States
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be happy, she was worried and loves you. also.. umm. being caught masturbating, and being comforted is not a fml. It is just a comedy, which ended with you knowing you are loved. A fml would have been well, far worst. lol.
allsama scares me... anyone else sit it will be embarressing if he scares no one else
**shit
^ Kiss-ass.
On 02/18/2009 at 6:01pm - sex - by dirtyhands (WOMAN) - United States (Florida) Do you know how to read?
Really? That looks purple to me.. Although that could just be me.. Oh wait I'm commenting on a fml from four years ago, not like anyone is going to see this..
definitely doesn't sound like it's true...but if it is...not fml but awkwarddd xD
At least she didn't pick up that you were masterbating.
Ewwww. Now that's just nasty Dx
do tht wen u r home alone
Even if the bedroom door didn't have a lock, chances are a bathroom door would have.
None of the bathroom doors in my home lock. Actually, no room locks in my house.
remorse forever... issues forever... you are NEVER going to be able to kiss your mother on the cheek again... GOD
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At least she didn't pick up that you were masterbating.
be happy, she was worried and loves you. also.. umm. being caught masturbating, and being comforted is not a fml. It is just a comedy, which ended with you knowing you are loved. A fml would have been well, far worst. lol.