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Today, I was masturbating on my inflatable air mattress that squeaks when you move. Suddenly, my mom busted in my room to ask if I'm okay because she thought the squeaking was my crying. I ripped my hands from my pants and turned on my side; she walked over and grabbed my hands to console me. FML


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On 02/18/2009 at 6:01pm - intimacy - by dirtyhands (woman) - United States (Florida)

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At least she didn't pick up that you were masterbating.

#5 - On 02/18/2009 at 9:15pm by Horny_Christian

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be happy, she was worried and loves you. also.. umm. being caught masturbating, and being comforted is not a fml. It is just a comedy, which ended with you knowing you are loved. A fml would have been well, far worst. lol.

#2 - On 02/18/2009 at 8:50pm by AliSama

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