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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he tried to put his hand inside my pants. I didn't want it to be that easy so I denied, but he insisted a lot and I finally let him. He started to sing "We Are The Champions." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7226) - you deserved it (15587)

On 12/29/2009 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by queen (woman) - Brazil (Minas Gerais)

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Wow, your boyfriend found a keeper. You're easy, but provide the illusion of his having accomplished something by getting in his pants! In other words, he had your pussy and ate it too.

#4 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:13am by Ninjaface

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so do i...
oh OP youre bf is FUNNY more of a fhl because his gf doesnt think so

#2 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:11am by JassyJas

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