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Today, I tried to get my girlfriend of nine months to have oral sex with me. She was eating a hot dog. She then said, "If you ask me again, this is what I'll do to you." She then bit the hot dog in half. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5647) - you deserved it (19606)

On 12/28/2009 at 5:16am - intimacy - by Dontworryaboutit (man) - United States (New York)

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