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Today, I tried to get my girlfriend of nine months to have oral sex with me. She was eating a hot dog. She then said, "If you ask me again, this is what I'll do to you." She then bit the hot dog in half. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8188) - you deserved it (30632)

On 12/28/2009 at 5:16am - intimacy - by Dontworryaboutit (man) - United States (New York)

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your girlfriend rules dude. don't fuck with her.

#10 - On 12/28/2009 at 11:25am by KrystleLynn

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On one hand, your life sucks because your GF doesn't. On the other hand, her reaction was absolutely hilarious...

#5 - On 12/28/2009 at 10:47am by g3rusz

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